Joke Of The Week

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. So, it’s time again for Baby-Boomers to take our annual senior test. Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take this test to determine if you’re losing it or not.

Don’t look at the answers until you finish this text. The correct answers after the jump.

1Q. What do you put in a toaster ?

2Q. Say ‘silk’ ten times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?

3Q. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

4Q. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating. You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia. In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus. In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Philadelphia Station. Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver ?

1A. Answer: ‘bread. If you answered ’toast’, you should have stopped this test.

2A. Answer. Water. Cows drink water.

3A. Answer. Greenhouses are made from glass.

4A. Answer. Don’t you remember your own age? It was YOU driving the bus!

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions.

2 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 randyb Jun 9th, 2017 at 9:38 am

    My future isn’t looking good!

  2. 2 Gorgax Jun 14th, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    I would have thought the answer to no. 4 would be “What the f*cks it got to do with you?” because you are a NY bus driver.

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