Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-jokeShortly after take-off of an Irish airline Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston , the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish accent.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don’t know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:  “If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available…”

1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Denny barto Mar 26th, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    Air line food sucks big time,I wood have taken the drinks!!

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