Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyThe Old Sailor And the Working Girl…

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing ?’

The prostitute replies, “Well, old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.” “Three knots?” he asks. “What’s that supposed to mean?” She says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.”

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Zenaldo May 27th, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    Mustve forgot his little blue pill….

  2. 2 nicker May 27th, 2015 at 11:18 pm

    Before being allowed on liberty the ships crew was given sensitivity training. The topic at hand was domestic violence. A certified NOW instructor headed the discussion and asked the attendees what they thought was the cause of most spousal abuse.

    Apparently “…Because they just don’t listen…” wasn’t an acceptable answer.


  3. 3 mike corbin Jun 1st, 2015 at 11:51 am

    don`t mess with the NAVY

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