Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - Copy40 years of marriage…

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world With my darling husband.” The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment. “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed. But a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof!…the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female …..

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 nicker May 23rd, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    The other day a Feminist asked me how i viewed Lesbian Relationships.

    I gather “…in HD…” wasn’t an acceptable answer.


  2. 2 zipper May 24th, 2015 at 8:38 am

    Good one. ..Z

  3. 3 Jay Horton's Private Shop May 26th, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Good one nicker, that was good! Later Jay

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